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    Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    Appropriate for today, here are some great "romantic" SEO pick-up lines. Some of these belong on a t-shirt.

    If you were a link, I would click you over and over.

    Are you an SEO? Because you're just what I'm searching for.

    You can call me to action ANYTIME!

    I don't care if I get penalized for over-optimizing you.

    If you were on a landing page, you'd be the fine print.

    I can visualize an infographic of your body.

    Will you write the how-to post on capturing your heart?

    My first interaction ALWAYS leads to a conversion.

    How about we read this white paper over some red wine?

    You must be linkbait because I'm ready to hook up!

    I love you more than my blog comments.

    I only date guys with big....Scribe scores.

    I wouldn't even share you on Google+.

    I'd never hold you down, but I'd love to be your anchor bait.

    Is it too soon to exchange links?
    Last edited by Linda Buquet; 02-14-2013 at 09:48 AM. Reason: Added "Local SEO Pick up Lines" to turn this into group Local SEO post ;-)
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    re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    OMG David, those are AWESOME.

    It just occurred to me that if I was not so busy and could think straight I should have had something witty ready to go for Vday. So thanks for posting this one!

    I LIKE THESE!

    You must be linkbait because I'm ready to hook up!

    I love you more than my blog comments.

    I don't care if I get penalized for over-optimizing you.


    Let's try to think up some to add for LOCAL SEO.

    You're organic, I'm local - let's go merge in the blended algo.

    I only date guys with a big... PACK! 7 pack that is...

    A slightly "trashed" (ie broken or pending) Google Places dashboard walks into a bar...
    Goes over to the Local SEO and says - POKE me baby!
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    Awesome, David! Thanks for sharing. Now to test some of these out. Wish me luck!
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    Re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    FYI I edited David's title and added: Added "Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines"
    to turn this into a group Local SEO brainstorming post.

    Come on... I know you guys are creative!

    I showed you mine above - now show me yours...
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    Re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    Quote Originally Posted by Colan Nielsen View Post
    Awesome, David! Thanks for sharing. Now to test some of these out. Wish me luck!
    I'd suggest being ready to move quickly and having a clear path to an exit. But you're much braver than I am, Colan. But if those DO work, I'm moving to Canada and we can be each other's wingman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Deering View Post
    I'd suggest being ready to move quickly and having a clear path to an exit. But you're much braver than I am, Colan. But if those DO work, I'm moving to Canada and we can be each other's wingman.
    Deal Hurry up, I'm getting married in a few months.
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    Re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    Ok Linda, how about...

    Is it too soon for us to merge?

    I got a custom category for ya, baby!

    How 'bout we go back to my place and duplicate our listings?

    I do it locally.


    And that, folks, explains why I'm still single.
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    Re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    Quote Originally Posted by Colan Nielsen View Post
    Deal Hurry up, I'm getting married in a few months.
    You are Colan? I didn't know that. Congrats!!!

    LOL David! Good ones and yes, that explains a lot!
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    Re: Local SEO Vday Pick up Lines - and they say SEOs aren't romantic

    I am, thanks!

    Originally we were going to get married in Chile next month, but our plans changed and we will be getting married in Newfoundland, one of our beautiful island provinces on our east coast
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    You must be a ranking report...because you have been running through my mind all day..
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