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    Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    This post made my day, all these jokes cracked me up.
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    LOL good one Jerry, thanks for sharing!

    I thought of some "hey girl "pick up lines for Local SEO, but they are all a little too risqué for this forum.
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Ok so a couple aren't too naughty...

    and it's Saturday, so we can keep it light...

    and I miss David and his jokes.

    So here goes...

    "Hey girl, you're 5 stars all the way. I'd think I'll move my map marker over to your location."

    "Hey girl, my proximity radius gets bigger every time I look at you. You are the centroid of my life!"

    "Hey girl! You're so - hot you scored a one box!"

    You KNEW I had to bring up the one box, right?
    (PS: That was the clean one version!)

    Then they went downhill from there. What can I say. I was tired last night when I thought those up.
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Love it!

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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Don't egg me on, Colan!!!

    "Hey girl, bring that cute little NAP over here and let's do a little merging!"

    Like I said, it got worse from there. OK I'll stop now.
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Lol...."Hey girl, why don't you upgrade my page and I'll show you my social features.."

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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Good one Colan. You just made me think of another one.

    "Hey girl - slow down there - I heard we are not supposed to manually merge!"
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Feels kinda weird me making up "Hey girl" pick up lines!
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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Switch it up. "Hey man..."

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    Re: Valentines' day SEO Funny (Building Links & Breaking Hearts)

    Quote Originally Posted by Colan Nielsen View Post
    Switch it up. "Hey man..."
    Ruh roh! If I got into character I might really be dangerous. Oh no, don't even get me started.
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