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    Finally! Proof Google is God.

    I think these are all great points, but they are missing one VERY important thing. Google is a Goddess!


    Proof Google Is God...

    Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    LOL. Good one Justin. I know Linda will agree with the Goddess part. And I do too.
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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    Yep....Not really convinced the male dominated deities of today are doing such a good job at setting the tone for a peaceful & harmonious planet.

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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    Haha good one Justin!

    But even though title says God - the author says calls her a she throughout.

    FYI just to get our Google gender identity issues squared away...

    I think of Google as male. Google the giant entity and the organic side.

    I only think of the Google Local algo as a SHE.

    For any newbies that have not seen all the reasons why. Here they are:

    Is Google+ Local a SHE or a HE? Proof it's a SHE
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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    Whether male or female... it certainly has a lot of cats.
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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    Oh Heckler....Funny! Don't get me started on Cats. I live in a house of 3 girls and 2 cats. My entire universe is cats.
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    Re: Finally! Proof Google is God.

    You guys totally crack me up!

    Friday fun!
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