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Linda Buquet

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OK so after the week I've just been through, I thought we'd start THIS week off with a little humor.

Can't get this song out of my head! :) This video is about ranking and how going black hat can get you in trouble. All about organic, which of course applies to us - so I just added "Local" to the title.

Apologize in advance if the blow up dolls offend anyone. I thought they were pretty funny!

SEO PIMP -Music Video

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D5cwr5wDQO4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>​

"World exclusive from GIT Industries - T-Money is the SEO PIMP in this Girth Andrews production. Available in HD, guaranteed ROI and ROTFLMAO all the way to the bank, the bank of position 1..."

So play nice with Google and don't be an SEO pimp!

PS just realized this is a couple years old, so you may have seen it. But I hadn't, so it was new to me and gave me a big chuckle.
 
Wow, the SEO Pimp must be doing well...he has a lot of time on his hands!

Kind of like (I assume) the guy who did one of my favorites:

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LOL that's another good one Phil! :p

Now that we all know the secret to ranking, (link to porn sites and use Adsense) we can go and make all our clients #1!
 
Awesome, loved that!

I've been working on my rap video too. The working title is, "99 Problems, but ranking ain't one".

The B side will include the classics, - "Rankin ain't easy" and "N.A.P.(ya, you know me)"
 
Wow, the SEO Pimp must be doing well...he has a lot of time on his hands!

Kind of like (I assume) the guy who did one of my favorites:

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b7W0o65tTIQ" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>


I absolutely loved that!
 
Love it.

Some others...

Nuthin' but a "G" Thang - for G themselves
Regulators! - for G review spam team
I Ain't Mad At Cha - for Yelp review spam team (spreading love equally)
I Love it When You Call Me Big Poppa - for Mike B :)
Mo' Map Inconsistency Mo' Problems - for every SMB
Call Me Maybe (not rap, but G's verification system)

Can play this game for hours!
 

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