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    Cool FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

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    I thought I'd start a "Funny Local Reviews" repository here where we could all share crazy reviews.

    This 1st one has been totally cracking me up since I first shared it in 2012.


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    "If your looking for a genital dentist look no further!!!"

    OMG, that totally cracked me up when I saw it. Poor Dentist, bet he wishes he could get more new reviews to bury that one!


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    Source: Ryan Scollon at our Pro Community.



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    Source: Reddit


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    Source: Worldwide Interweb



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    What's your fav funny review from above?

    I'll add more funny ones here as I find them. There are some real gems out there in the wild!


    GOT ANY FUNNY REVIEWS? - SHARE THEM HERE AS YOU FIND THEM!
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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    That's hilarious, but seriously. If I was going to call for some help to get my head out of a jam, I'd like to know I can leave with my fence and my pride mostly intact. I rate that review 5 stars.

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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    Read any of the reviews from this business:
    https://goo.gl/maps/dkRkRjAgzZq

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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    "Parking was ample"! That seriously cracked me up
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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    Not a local review, but still one of my all time favorites

    The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
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    This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark
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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    Haha, good one Cody! I've heard people reference that one but had never seen it.
    Pretty funny!
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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

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    Re: FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

    Oh man, the infamous gummi bears cleanse. Ironically though, I heard their sales exploded after that review went viral. Guess with some things, any news is good news when it comes to sales, haha.

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