FUNNY Local Reviews - The LOL Collective: Need Some Comic Relief?

Linda Buquet

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I thought I'd start a "Funny Local Reviews" repository here where we could all share crazy reviews.

This 1st one has been totally cracking me up since I first shared it in 2012.


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"If your looking for a genital dentist look no further!!!"

OMG, that totally cracked me up when I saw it. Poor Dentist, bet he wishes he could get more new reviews to bury that one! :p


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Source: Ryan Scollon at our Pro Community.



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Source: Reddit


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Source: Worldwide Interweb



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What's your fav funny review from above?

I'll add more funny ones here as I find them. There are some real gems out there in the wild! :D


GOT ANY FUNNY REVIEWS? - SHARE THEM HERE AS YOU FIND THEM!











 
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That's hilarious, but seriously. If I was going to call for some help to get my head out of a jam, I'd like to know I can leave with my fence and my pride mostly intact. I rate that review 5 stars.
 

CodyBaird

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Not a local review, but still one of my all time favorites

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark
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Linda Buquet

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Haha, good one Cody! I've heard people reference that one but had never seen it.
Pretty funny! :p
 
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Oh man, the infamous gummi bears cleanse. Ironically though, I heard their sales exploded after that review went viral. Guess with some things, any news is good news when it comes to sales, haha.
 

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